"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is that strawberry winking at me??
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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