I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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