she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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