normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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