i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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