You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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