I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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