I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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