we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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