1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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