is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I have post one night stand depression
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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