maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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What drink are we having for lunch?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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