Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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