I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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