Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
