U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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