Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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