Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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