11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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