..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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