I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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