craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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