She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
do nipples grow back?
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