Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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