she was so not down for the gang bang
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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