Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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