Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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