You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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