the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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