franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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