Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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