This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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