I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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