i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Someone came in the potted fern
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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