Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
