just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Congratulations! We have a period
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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