Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's shark week go big or go home
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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