I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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