I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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