I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Actions speak louder than pants.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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