I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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