I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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