you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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