shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i came on her dog
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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