that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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