Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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