You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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