How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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