and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
