My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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