Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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