singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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