she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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