yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
there was a trapeze. enough said
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You ate ashes out of my bong
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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