I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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