next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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